Exposing Hillary So She Won't Get Elected

Jeff Boss Wants to Defeat Hillary (Before the NSA Kills Him – Not Satire)

Did you know 11 people are currently running for the Democratic presidential nomination?

There’s Hillary and Bernie, of course. Some political watchers can also name Martin O’Malley and maybe even Jim Webb. But who are the others?

We’ll introduce them all as time allows, but for today we must begin with Jeff Boss, as this may be the only, and last, time you hear about him. See, Jeff is convinced the NSA is out to kill him.

Jeff Boss lives in New Jersey. He holds a number of highly cynical opinions regarding the federal government, and in particular the National Security Agency (NSA), which he says planned the terrorist attacks of September 11.

Boss takes every available opportunity to denounce the NSA and inform the public that he has evidence proving their involvement in the September 11th attacks, including DVD recordings and affidavits from over 500 people in the know admitting that the NSA paid them $20,000 for their silence.

Because of his campaign to expose the truth, Boss believes that the NSA is making daily attempts on his life, and that it has bugged his home and altered his plumbing to poison the water supply. The seven people living closest to him are all NSA agents, he says, and are monitoring him. He also believes that the NSA controls the media in order to prevent his message from being heard, that it has covered up misdeeds in George W. Bush’s past (and is also trying to kill Boss for revealing that, as well), and that it intercepts and tampers with his telephone calls so that some people believe they have had phone conversations with him when in fact it was not him at all.

Seeking the Democratic nomination for 2016, Boss veers left of center on most issues. He supports a $15.00 minimum wage, free higher education (up to and including doctorate degrees) for all who desire it, and $400 flat rate for automobile insurance guaranteed by the state. He calls for “equal rights for everyone”, and favors legalized marijuana. Showing some conservative tendencies, however, he opposes any and all federal taxation of federal workers and state taxation of city and state workers, and supports gun rights.

If you want more information, the Bossman has it, on a circa-1990 Geocities web page.

The truth is out there, people…